I'm The Best Man
Why'd ya settle for this man?
You know I'm your number one fan!
And He doesn't make the Top Ten...

You say you found true love..You think that he's the best?
If you're glad with good enough, then why call me up to ask...
"Can you hang out tonight?..I wanna feel alright.."
What's the reason you keep this boyfriend for, anymore?

You say that we're good friends? I think it's more along these lines
That you're just scared to death that if you leave this guy he'll die...
You know that I'm right, he knows you won't take flight
Is this sacrifice worth it for this kinda guy?

I'm The Best Man
Why just settle for this man?
You know I'm your number one fan!
And He doesn't make the Top Ten...

I've got one plan
It starts by leaving these badlands
Melting together with our hands
And keeping the faith til kingdom come.

...

I've followed the path you've paved and asked me to take
I don't know what else you need, what else it takes
You need to have the best one by your side
And the one you're with ain't that kind of guy
But you've said I'm that kind of guy
And it drives my mind crazy every tiiiiiiiiiime!

I'm The Best Man
Why'd ya settle for this man?
You know I'm your number one fan!
And He doesn't make the Top Ten...

I've got one plan
it starts by leaving these badlands
Melting together with our hands
And keeping the faith til Kingdom Come

...

If any person can show just cause why this couple should not be joined together, speak now or forever hold your peace...


I'm The Best Man!
Why just settle for this man?
You know I'm your number one fan!
And He doesn't make the Top Ten...

I've got one plan
it starts by leaving these badlands
Melting together with our hands
And keeping the faith til Kingdom Come, I'm the Best Man!